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The Old Cat An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; s...

He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆:约翰...

He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆:约翰...

Q: Why won’t the elephant use the computer? 为什么大象不玩电脑? A: He’s afraid of the mouse! 他害怕老鼠! 鼠标和老鼠的英文皆为mouse。 mouse [maʊs] n. 鼠标;老鼠;胆小羞怯的人 2.A much worried patiant walked into the docto...

幽默小故事 short humorous stories

Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!" The store on the lef...

Who was the first man? 谁是世界上第一个男人 A teacher said to her class:”Who was the first man?” 一个老师问她的学生:“谁是世界上第一个男人” “George Washington,” a little boy shouted promptly. 一个小男孩立刻大声说:“乔治.华盛...

短小幽默的英语小故事 1.Lady First 女士优先 A teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence ' The ox and the cow are in the fields' correct?" Most of the children said: "Yes, it is all right!" And only one little boy said: "No, it i...

Talking clock 会说话的钟 While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," th...

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